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"Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon"

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Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon. With one clipped simile, Barbara Olson turns executive clemency into late-night spectacle: the solemn machinery of state recast as a call-center frenzy, all urgency and transactional energy. The line works because “telethon” is such a culturally loaded container. It evokes celebrity hosts, emotional pitches, and relentless ringing as proof of demand. By borrowing that imagery, Olson implies the pardon process has been pulled out of the realm of principled judgment and into a marketplace of access.

The specific intent is to puncture the aura around presidential power at the moment it most wants to appear benevolent. A telethon isn’t just busy; it’s performative busyness, engineered to signal legitimacy through volume. Olson’s subtext is that the White House isn’t weighing mercy so much as managing a crush of callers, intermediaries, and would-be benefactors. “Some kind of” adds a faintly incredulous shrug, the voice of a reporter watching a civic ritual behave like a publicity stunt.

Contextually, the image lands hardest against the backdrop of end-of-term pardon frenzies, when influence peddling rumors and last-minute favors tend to spike. Olson, a conservative journalist and sharp critic of Clinton-era ethics, aims her metaphor at the proximity between political capital and legal relief. The joke carries a moral accusation: when mercy sounds like fundraising, justice starts to sound for sale.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Olson, Barbara. (2026, January 17). Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/phones-rang-constantly-as-if-the-white-house-was-62567/

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Olson, Barbara. "Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/phones-rang-constantly-as-if-the-white-house-was-62567/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/phones-rang-constantly-as-if-the-white-house-was-62567/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Barbara Olson

Barbara Olson (December 27, 1955 - September 11, 2001) was a Journalist from USA.

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