"Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon"
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The specific intent is to puncture the aura around presidential power at the moment it most wants to appear benevolent. A telethon isn’t just busy; it’s performative busyness, engineered to signal legitimacy through volume. Olson’s subtext is that the White House isn’t weighing mercy so much as managing a crush of callers, intermediaries, and would-be benefactors. “Some kind of” adds a faintly incredulous shrug, the voice of a reporter watching a civic ritual behave like a publicity stunt.
Contextually, the image lands hardest against the backdrop of end-of-term pardon frenzies, when influence peddling rumors and last-minute favors tend to spike. Olson, a conservative journalist and sharp critic of Clinton-era ethics, aims her metaphor at the proximity between political capital and legal relief. The joke carries a moral accusation: when mercy sounds like fundraising, justice starts to sound for sale.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Olson, Barbara. (2026, January 17). Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/phones-rang-constantly-as-if-the-white-house-was-62567/
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Olson, Barbara. "Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/phones-rang-constantly-as-if-the-white-house-was-62567/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Phones rang constantly, as if the White House was conducting some kind of pardon telethon." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/phones-rang-constantly-as-if-the-white-house-was-62567/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.







