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"Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient"

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A “prescription” becomes, in Bierce’s hands, less a triumph of science than a wager placed in a fog. The line lands because it steals the medical profession’s favorite aura - authority - and replaces it with something indecently human: guessing. Not ignorance, exactly, but uncertainty dressed up as certainty, written in Latin abbreviations and institutional confidence. Bierce’s joke is surgical: he doesn’t deny that doctors help; he reframes “help” as damage control.

“Prolong the situation” is the nastiest twist. He avoids the comforting verb cure and chooses the language of management, as if illness is a condition to be extended, negotiated, kept from tipping into catastrophe. That word “situation” flattens the patient’s drama into a case file, implying a system that treats suffering as an ongoing scenario rather than a solvable problem. The physician’s job, in this view, is to keep the story going with “least harm” - a grimly modern ethos that anticipates today’s risk-benefit calculus, side effects, and iatrogenic injury.

Context matters: Bierce writes from the late 19th and early 20th centuries, when medicine was professionalizing fast, but therapeutic certainty lagged behind ambition. Some interventions worked; plenty were useless or worse. His satirical dictionary voice (cool, clipped, prosecutorial) is aimed at the social contract we make with expertise: we want miracles, but we settle for plausible guesses backed by credentials. The barb isn’t anti-doctor so much as anti-pretense.

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Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, January 18). Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/prescription-a-physicians-guess-at-what-will-best-3716/

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Bierce, Ambrose. "Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/prescription-a-physicians-guess-at-what-will-best-3716/.

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"Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/prescription-a-physicians-guess-at-what-will-best-3716/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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