"Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient"
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“Prolong the situation” is the nastiest twist. He avoids the comforting verb cure and chooses the language of management, as if illness is a condition to be extended, negotiated, kept from tipping into catastrophe. That word “situation” flattens the patient’s drama into a case file, implying a system that treats suffering as an ongoing scenario rather than a solvable problem. The physician’s job, in this view, is to keep the story going with “least harm” - a grimly modern ethos that anticipates today’s risk-benefit calculus, side effects, and iatrogenic injury.
Context matters: Bierce writes from the late 19th and early 20th centuries, when medicine was professionalizing fast, but therapeutic certainty lagged behind ambition. Some interventions worked; plenty were useless or worse. His satirical dictionary voice (cool, clipped, prosecutorial) is aimed at the social contract we make with expertise: we want miracles, but we settle for plausible guesses backed by credentials. The barb isn’t anti-doctor so much as anti-pretense.
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"Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/prescription-a-physicians-guess-at-what-will-best-3716/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





