"Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age"
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The intent is cynical but not lazy-cynical. Duerrenmatt wrote from a European 20th century thick with regimes, informants, bureaucratic cruelty, and the kind of social systems where being too perceptive can read as being disloyal. In that world, “pretend to be dumb” isn’t self-deprecation; it’s tactical concealment. The subtext: the smart person is the one who knows when not to look smart. Wisdom becomes camouflage.
It also needles the polite fiction that truth-telling is rewarded. Duerrenmatt’s fiction often turns on the grotesque gap between justice as an idea and justice as a machine, and this quote lives in that gap. If institutions punish nuance, curiosity, or moral insistence, then clarity becomes a liability. “Old age” here isn’t just longevity; it’s the quiet prize of staying unremarkable long enough to avoid being crushed by other people’s power, envy, or fear.
There’s wit in the bluntness, but it’s the kind that leaves a bruise. Duerrenmatt isn’t celebrating stupidity; he’s indicting a society that makes innocence a shield and intelligence an accusation.
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| Topic | Aging |
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Durrenmatt, Friedrich. (2026, January 17). Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/pretend-to-be-dumb-thats-the-only-way-to-reach-43567/
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Durrenmatt, Friedrich. "Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/pretend-to-be-dumb-thats-the-only-way-to-reach-43567/.
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"Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/pretend-to-be-dumb-thats-the-only-way-to-reach-43567/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










