"Remember I'm an artist. And you know what that means in a court of law. Next worst to an actress"
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The line works on two levels. On the surface, it’s self-deprecation: the artist preemptively discredits himself before the court can do it. Underneath, it’s an accusation. If the law imagines truth as something delivered in a steady, prosaic voice, then anyone trained in invention is automatically suspect. Cary is pointing at a cultural reflex: we admire art for fabrication, then punish the fabricator when “facts” are demanded. That hypocrisy is the engine of the joke.
There’s also a gendered barb embedded in “actress,” reflecting a period when women on stage were routinely coded as morally and socially dubious. Cary’s aside isn’t just about performance; it’s about respectability, and how institutions equate virtue with a certain kind of life narrative. The artist’s fate, in that view, is to be compelling everywhere except the one place that insists it cannot be.
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"Remember I'm an artist. And you know what that means in a court of law. Next worst to an actress." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/remember-im-an-artist-and-you-know-what-that-23851/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





