"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in"
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The best knife twist is the conditional: “if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.” That’s frontier idiom weaponized, suggesting lying isn’t merely convenient for Nixon, it’s habitual maintenance, like a gambler practicing sleight-of-hand. Truman frames truth as an accident Nixon must immediately correct. The subtext is fatalistic: you can’t negotiate with this kind of politician because there’s no stable baseline of honesty to appeal to.
Context sharpens the intent. Truman was a Democrat who saw Nixon rise as the hard-edged, anti-Communist prosecutor-politician of the late 1940s and early 1950s, a figure whose career was turbocharged by insinuation, theatrical outrage, and media-savvy smears (from Alger Hiss to the broader Red Scare atmosphere). Truman’s outburst reads like an early indictment of the style of politics Nixon came to embody: suspicion as strategy, moral language as camouflage, victory as permission.
It works because it refuses the comforting idea that lies are exceptions. Truman paints them as Nixon’s muscle memory, implying the real threat isn’t one falsehood, but a system of power built to make falsity feel normal.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sarcastic |
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| Source | Later attribution: Body Language from Head to Toe (Per-Olof Hasselgren, 2015) modern compilationISBN: 9781681812830 · ID: tYNnCgAAQBAJ
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... Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.” Harry S Truman “A bore is a person who opens his ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Truman, Harry S. (2026, February 9). Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/richard-nixon-is-a-no-good-lying-bastard-he-can-19782/
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Truman, Harry S. "Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/richard-nixon-is-a-no-good-lying-bastard-he-can-19782/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/richard-nixon-is-a-no-good-lying-bastard-he-can-19782/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






