"Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers"
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Bierce defines rum the way a scandal sheet defines virtue: by pretending the exception is the rule, then watching the moralists trip over it. The joke hinges on that deliciously perverse phrase, "madness in total abstainers". Rum, in ordinary life, is blamed for disorder in drinkers; Bierce flips the causality to mock the temperance mindset that treats alcohol as a demonic agent so potent it can corrupt you by proximity, rumor, or mere thought. If you believe drink is a contagion, then even abstinence becomes a kind of intoxication: the zealot is the one most susceptible to mania.
The intent is classic Devil's Dictionary mischief: to expose how definitions are weapons. "Generically" signals a faux-scientific neutrality, a lexicographer's pose that lets him smuggle in a social critique. "Fiery" isn't just a sensory descriptor; it's a moral temperature, the language of sermons and vice crusades. Bierce is baiting a culture that loved to pathologize pleasure while ignoring the hysteria it created.
Context matters: Bierce wrote in an America thick with temperance agitation, when reformers cast liquor as the root of poverty, crime, and political rot. His cynicism doesn't absolve alcohol; it indicts the theatrics around it. Under the wit is a sharper accusation: public virtue campaigns often manufacture the very madness they claim to prevent, turning abstinence into performance, paranoia into policy, and self-denial into a kind of intoxicated self-regard.
The intent is classic Devil's Dictionary mischief: to expose how definitions are weapons. "Generically" signals a faux-scientific neutrality, a lexicographer's pose that lets him smuggle in a social critique. "Fiery" isn't just a sensory descriptor; it's a moral temperature, the language of sermons and vice crusades. Bierce is baiting a culture that loved to pathologize pleasure while ignoring the hysteria it created.
Context matters: Bierce wrote in an America thick with temperance agitation, when reformers cast liquor as the root of poverty, crime, and political rot. His cynicism doesn't absolve alcohol; it indicts the theatrics around it. Under the wit is a sharper accusation: public virtue campaigns often manufacture the very madness they claim to prevent, turning abstinence into performance, paranoia into policy, and self-denial into a kind of intoxicated self-regard.
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