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Daily Inspiration Quote by Abbie Hoffman

"Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger"

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Hoffman turns a Hindu-inflected metaphor of reverence into a greasy American punchline, and that collision is the point. "Sacred cows" are society's protected beliefs: patriotism that can’t be questioned, institutions that demand deference, taboos that police speech. By claiming they make "the tastiest hamburger", he’s not just advocating critique; he’s celebrating the pleasure of desecration. The line is calibrated to offend politely and delight the disobedient, a one-sentence permission slip to mock what’s been declared untouchable.

The subtext is strategic: sanctity is often a power move. Declaring something sacred is a way to take it off the table, to make dissent feel like moral failure rather than political disagreement. Hoffman’s joke exposes that mechanism by treating holy symbols like raw material for dinner. If a belief can’t survive contact with humor, he implies, it’s probably more about control than truth.

Context matters. Hoffman, co-founder of the Youth International Party (the Yippies), operated in a late-60s/70s America where spectacle was activism and media attention was oxygen. His generation watched the Vietnam War, the draft, state violence, and presidential sanctimony; breaking the aura around authority became a tactic. The hamburger is a particularly pointed prop: mass culture, consumer appetite, the everyday. He’s saying revolution doesn’t require priestly seriousness; it can be joyous, vulgar, and legible to anyone who’s ever been told, "Don’t joke about that."

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: The Texas Hamburger (Rick Vanderpool, 2007) modern compilationISBN: 9781614233497 · ID: EXZ2CQAAQBAJ
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
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... Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger . -Abbie Hoffman ( not Mark Twain ) We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else . -Ray Kroc Everyone has a right to a university degree in America.
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Hoffman, Abbie. (2026, February 15). Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sacred-cows-make-the-tastiest-hamburger-37108/

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Hoffman, Abbie. "Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger." FixQuotes. February 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sacred-cows-make-the-tastiest-hamburger-37108/.

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"Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger." FixQuotes, 15 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sacred-cows-make-the-tastiest-hamburger-37108/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Abbie Hoffman

Abbie Hoffman (November 30, 1936 - April 12, 1989) was a Activist from USA.

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