"Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger"
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The subtext is strategic: sanctity is often a power move. Declaring something sacred is a way to take it off the table, to make dissent feel like moral failure rather than political disagreement. Hoffman’s joke exposes that mechanism by treating holy symbols like raw material for dinner. If a belief can’t survive contact with humor, he implies, it’s probably more about control than truth.
Context matters. Hoffman, co-founder of the Youth International Party (the Yippies), operated in a late-60s/70s America where spectacle was activism and media attention was oxygen. His generation watched the Vietnam War, the draft, state violence, and presidential sanctimony; breaking the aura around authority became a tactic. The hamburger is a particularly pointed prop: mass culture, consumer appetite, the everyday. He’s saying revolution doesn’t require priestly seriousness; it can be joyous, vulgar, and legible to anyone who’s ever been told, "Don’t joke about that."
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Texas Hamburger (Rick Vanderpool, 2007) modern compilationISBN: 9781614233497 · ID: EXZ2CQAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger . -Abbie Hoffman ( not Mark Twain ) We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else . -Ray Kroc Everyone has a right to a university degree in America. |
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