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"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break"

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Wilson’s line flatters science with one hand and swats it away with the other. The joke hinges on a quiet truth every workplace learns the hard way: the most efficient “communication system” isn’t software, memos, or meetings, but the low-stakes social downtime that makes people talk like humans instead of job titles. By framing the coffee break as a rival to “science,” he upgrades a mundane ritual into a piece of office infrastructure, then punctures the fantasy that progress automatically improves how we relate.

The intent is slyly practical. Wilson isn’t praising caffeine; he’s praising the informal channel where information actually travels - the sideways updates, the quick reality checks, the unguarded “What’s really going on with that project?” The subtext is mildly cynical about official communication: it’s performative, risk-managed, and often designed to leave a paper trail rather than produce clarity. The coffee break, by contrast, is deniable and frictionless. It creates trust at micro-scale, which is what makes blunt honesty possible.

Context matters: mid-20th-century office culture was thick with hierarchy, and the “break” was one of the few sanctioned moments when a receptionist might speak candidly with a manager. Coming from a sports-adjacent public voice, it also borrows from locker-room logic: teams bond and coordinate in the in-between spaces, not during the scripted press conference. The wit lands because it frames gossip and camaraderie as an innovation no tool has outperformed.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceAttributed to Earl Wilson (American newspaper columnist); listed on Wikiquote (entry: "Earl Wilson").
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wilson, Earl. (2026, January 15). Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/science-may-never-come-up-with-a-better-office-147991/

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Wilson, Earl. "Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/science-may-never-come-up-with-a-better-office-147991/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/science-may-never-come-up-with-a-better-office-147991/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Earl Wilson

Earl Wilson (October 2, 1934 - April 23, 2005) was a Athlete from USA.

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