"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly"
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The intent is playful, but the subtext has teeth. Genetic explanations for addiction often arrive with a weird double promise: compassion (it's not a character flaw) and absolution (it's not my responsibility). Conan's joke threads that needle by mocking the reductive certainty of "the gene" without denying alcoholism's reality. If scientists can "find" it at a party, then maybe our hunger for a neat biological culprit is just another way of avoiding the uncomfortable mix of biology, environment, trauma, and choice.
Context matters: late-night comedy lives on taking the day's authoritative language - press releases, scientific breakthroughs, moral panics - and reformatting it into something human-sized and slightly pathetic. "Talking way too loudly" is doing the heavy lifting: it's a behavioral stereotype, but it's also a wink at how culture loves to diagnose itself. The laugh comes from recognition, and the critique comes from how quickly recognition becomes an explanation.
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O'Brien, Conan. (2026, January 15). Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/scientists-announced-that-they-have-located-the-148712/
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O'Brien, Conan. "Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/scientists-announced-that-they-have-located-the-148712/.
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"Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/scientists-announced-that-they-have-located-the-148712/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.




