"Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato"
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The line works because it lets Glaser play the exasperated insider. He’s not a critic sneering from the outside; he’s an actor admitting that the engine of pop entertainment often runs on contradiction. Calling the car a “tomato” shrinks macho cop mythology down to produce aisle comedy, deflating the hardened, streetwise aura the show sells. It’s a small act of rebellion against a genre that demands seriousness while dressing its heroes like cartoons.
Context matters: 1970s cop television was a negotiation between grit and gloss. Networks wanted edge, but they also needed icons you could recognize in a split second, then merchandise. The “striped tomato” is Glaser naming the real undercover operation at work: not policing, branding. The joke carries an affectionate sting, acknowledging that audiences weren’t fooled - they were in on the deal, watching for the flash as much as the chase.
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Glaser, Paul M. (n.d.). Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/secondly-i-thought-it-was-ridiculous-to-have-two-105992/
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"Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/secondly-i-thought-it-was-ridiculous-to-have-two-105992/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.



