"Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales"
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Self-delusion, in Paul Sweeney's line, isn’t a grand philosophical mistake; it’s a tiny, everyday cheat performed on your own body. The image lands because it’s so physical: you don’t argue with the scale, you negotiate with it. Pulling in your stomach is a reflexive performance of control, a last-second attempt to edit reality at the point of measurement. That’s the joke and the sting: the person being fooled is also the person staging the illusion.
As a politician, Sweeney is almost certainly aiming beyond dieting. The scale is any hard metric that won’t flatter you: budgets, emissions targets, waiting lists, polling, crime stats. “Pulling in” becomes the bureaucratic equivalent of massaging numbers, rebranding failure, or offering symbolic gestures that look like progress without changing the underlying weight. The subtext is that self-delusion is not ignorance; it’s complicity. You know what you’re doing, and you do it anyway because the momentary comfort beats the longer work of change.
The line also captures a modern anxiety about surveillance by numbers: we live by dashboards, trackers, and public scorekeeping. In that world, the temptation isn’t to become healthier, wiser, or more competent; it’s to appear that way at the instant of judgment. Sweeney’s metaphor works because it’s funny, specific, and a little humiliating, which is exactly how self-delusion tends to feel once you admit you’ve been doing it.
As a politician, Sweeney is almost certainly aiming beyond dieting. The scale is any hard metric that won’t flatter you: budgets, emissions targets, waiting lists, polling, crime stats. “Pulling in” becomes the bureaucratic equivalent of massaging numbers, rebranding failure, or offering symbolic gestures that look like progress without changing the underlying weight. The subtext is that self-delusion is not ignorance; it’s complicity. You know what you’re doing, and you do it anyway because the momentary comfort beats the longer work of change.
The line also captures a modern anxiety about surveillance by numbers: we live by dashboards, trackers, and public scorekeeping. In that world, the temptation isn’t to become healthier, wiser, or more competent; it’s to appear that way at the instant of judgment. Sweeney’s metaphor works because it’s funny, specific, and a little humiliating, which is exactly how self-delusion tends to feel once you admit you’ve been doing it.
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