"Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity"
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Conan O'Brien lands this joke with the precision of a late-night surgeon: he opens on something tender - fans crying at the first showing - and lets you think you're about to hear a sincere snapshot of pop devotion. Then he yanks the steering wheel. The tears aren't about Luke Skywalker; they're about time passing and a life that didn't.
The intent is affectionate mockery. Conan isn't really prosecuting Star Wars fandom so much as the cultural stereotype attached to it: the obsessive, socially stalled superfan whose identity calcifies around a franchise. The virginity punchline is doing double duty as a cheap shock word and a shorthand for arrested development. It's not subtle, but it is economical: one taboo metric stands in for dating, confidence, adulthood, and a broader fear of being left behind while the world reboots without you.
Context matters. Coming out of late-90s/early-2000s geek culture, this is pre-Marvel-saturation, before Comic-Con became mainstream branding. Back then, "hard-core fan" was still coded as niche and male, with jokes that treated nerdiness as a social failing rather than a cultural engine. Conan's edge is in timing and misdirection, but also in the quiet cruelty: the franchise gets to return, refreshed and celebrated, while the fan is imagined as unchanged.
Underneath the laugh is a very human dread: nostalgia can be a time machine that doesn't move you forward, only back.
The intent is affectionate mockery. Conan isn't really prosecuting Star Wars fandom so much as the cultural stereotype attached to it: the obsessive, socially stalled superfan whose identity calcifies around a franchise. The virginity punchline is doing double duty as a cheap shock word and a shorthand for arrested development. It's not subtle, but it is economical: one taboo metric stands in for dating, confidence, adulthood, and a broader fear of being left behind while the world reboots without you.
Context matters. Coming out of late-90s/early-2000s geek culture, this is pre-Marvel-saturation, before Comic-Con became mainstream branding. Back then, "hard-core fan" was still coded as niche and male, with jokes that treated nerdiness as a social failing rather than a cultural engine. Conan's edge is in timing and misdirection, but also in the quiet cruelty: the franchise gets to return, refreshed and celebrated, while the fan is imagined as unchanged.
Underneath the laugh is a very human dread: nostalgia can be a time machine that doesn't move you forward, only back.
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