"She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book"
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The intent is less about books than about authority. Gallagher is policing who gets to claim intellect or legitimacy, and he does it the way celebrity feuds often do: by reducing the other person to a caricature so the audience can pick a side without thinking too hard. The “she” is deliberately generic, inviting listeners to plug in a rival, an ex, a critic, a pop star dabbling in memoir. It’s not argument; it’s social sorting.
Contextually, it fits Gallagher’s long-standing persona: combative, anti-pretension, allergic to sanctimony, fluent in tabloid-ready one-liners. There’s wit here, but it’s a blunt instrument. The subtext is anxiety about cultural hierarchy: the rock frontman sneering at the idea that someone else could translate fame into “serious” achievement. The joke flatters the crowd by making contempt feel like common sense.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Gallagher, Liam. (2026, January 15). She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-cant-even-chew-gum-and-walk-in-a-straight-114024/
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Gallagher, Liam. "She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-cant-even-chew-gum-and-walk-in-a-straight-114024/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-cant-even-chew-gum-and-walk-in-a-straight-114024/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.




