"She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why"
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The kicker is the shrug: “Don’t ask me why.” That line does the real work. It dodges accountability and invites curiosity in the same breath, a classic celebrity move that both withholds and bait-and-switches. He’s positioning the relationship as a mystery even to himself, which softens the potentially unsettling implication of “can’t get rid of me.” The subtext is that the bond was either unusually powerful or unusually messy, but the narrator won’t grant you the details that would let you judge it cleanly.
Contextually, it lands as a public man translating private wreckage into a sound bite. The date anchors the story in fact; the rest is performance: a mix of bravado, regret, and careful vagueness. Lampley frames himself as the indelible figure in someone else’s life while pretending not to know how he pulled it off. That tension - between certainty and denial - is why the line sticks.
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| Topic | Divorce |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lampley, Jim. (2026, January 16). She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-divorced-me-august-10-of-2000-but-she-never-92376/
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Lampley, Jim. "She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-divorced-me-august-10-of-2000-but-she-never-92376/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-divorced-me-august-10-of-2000-but-she-never-92376/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.





