"She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer"

"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent"

"People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest"

"Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it"

"Women, can't live with them, can't live without them"

"Modesty is a quality in a lover more praised by the women than liked"

"It's not that we use technology, we live technology"

"Women are responsible for their children, they cannot sit back, waste time and see them starve"

"Did you know that nearly one in three children live apart from their biological dads? Those kids are two to three times more likely to grow up in poverty, to suffer in school, and to have health and behavioral problems"

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character"

"Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed"