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Daily Inspiration Quote by Amy Tan

"She said, 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well, fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'"

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The sting is in the casual cruelty: a young Amy Tan hears “commission” and immediately converts it into a moral verdict about intelligence. The punchline isn’t that the agent might go unpaid; it’s that Tan’s narrator takes pride in “getting one over” on someone who is, in reality, offering the standard deal in publishing. That gap between confidence and comprehension is the engine here, and Tan knows exactly how to let it hum without commentary.

The quote works because it’s a miniature of aspiration colliding with ignorance, and of how easily ambition recruits arrogance as a bodyguard. “Well fine” is performative swagger; “Boy, is she dumb” is the tell that the speaker needs the other person to be dumb in order to feel smart. Tan’s intent is not to flatter her earlier self but to expose a recognizable reflex: when you don’t understand the system, you pretend you’re beating it.

There’s also a quiet cultural subtext about access. Publishing runs on unwritten rules, gatekeepers, and coded language. If you weren’t raised inside those norms, you can mistake professionalism for weakness and generosity for gullibility. Tan’s anecdote captures how class, cultural distance, and simple unfamiliarity can twist a reasonable offer into a fantasy of dominance.

In context, it reads like an origin-story moment: the comedy of misunderstanding that later becomes material. The “dumb” person isn’t the agent; it’s the narrator’s certainty, caught in the act before experience corrects it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Tan, Amy. (2026, February 19). She said, 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well, fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-said-im-by-commission-you-dont-have-to-pay-42995/

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Tan, Amy. "She said, 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well, fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'." FixQuotes. February 19, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-said-im-by-commission-you-dont-have-to-pay-42995/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"She said, 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well, fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'." FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/she-said-im-by-commission-you-dont-have-to-pay-42995/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.

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Amy Tan (born February 19, 1952) is a Novelist from USA.

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