"Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master"
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The "first" matters too. Before we master cars, phones, or office software, we master the micro-discipline of footwear: choosing the right tool for the terrain, tolerating discomfort for presentation, understanding that design decisions have consequences. Baker's subtext is that modern life trains us through small humiliations. We learn to accept a little pain as normal, to spend money to prevent it, to pretend it's not happening in public.
Contextually, this fits Baker's larger project: elevating the overlooked artifacts of ordinary life and treating them as portals into power and perception. It's not nostalgia; it's close reading of the mundane. The line also carries a gentle cynicism about "adult" competence. Mastery isn't heroic; it's habitual. Adulthood begins when you stop expecting your feet to be free and start managing the equipment.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Baker, Nicholson. (2026, January 17). Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/shoes-are-the-first-adult-machines-we-are-given-51843/
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Baker, Nicholson. "Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/shoes-are-the-first-adult-machines-we-are-given-51843/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/shoes-are-the-first-adult-machines-we-are-given-51843/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.










