"Show business offers more solid promises than Catholicism"
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Guare’s bite isn’t just anti-Catholic; it’s anti-promise. Catholicism’s “promises” are metaphysical and unverifiable, sustained by ritual and authority. Show business promises are flimsy, often false, but perversely “solid” because they’re material: money, visibility, attention. Even disappointment comes with receipts. The cynicism cuts deeper when you remember Guare’s terrain: plays populated by dreamers and grifters, people trying to will themselves into new lives through performance. In that world, faith isn’t abolished; it’s rerouted into careerism.
Context matters: Guare comes up in postwar American theater and hits his stride in a culture where celebrity becomes a mass sacrament and the old church’s monopoly on meaning erodes. The joke is funny because it’s blasphemous, but it stings because it’s plausible. We already act as if the stage is where redemption happens: reinvention, confession on talk shows, public penance, applause as absolution. Guare’s line doesn’t flatter show business; it indicts the hunger that makes even a notoriously unreliable industry feel more trustworthy than heaven.
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