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"Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics"

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Minnelli’s line lands because it sounds like a public-health warning and then swerves into a jab at the way we launder authority through numbers. “Leading causes” is the solemn language of PSA culture, but “of all statistics” is a deliberately broken payoff: a category error that exposes how easily statistics can be made to sound like fate. The joke isn’t really about cigarettes. It’s about our hunger for certainty and the way institutions feed it back to us in charts and rankings.

As an actress and pop-culture survivor, Minnelli also knows how slogans work: they’re portable, repeatable, and emotionally calming. Anti-smoking campaigns, especially from the late 20th century onward, leaned hard on quantified risk. The subtext here is a skeptical eye-roll at the moral theater of “the numbers,” where data becomes a prop that tells the audience what to feel. If you can claim something is a “leading cause,” you can smuggle in urgency, blame, and policy preference without arguing the messy middle.

The line’s bite comes from its self-aware absurdity. It admits that statistics can be manufactured, cherry-picked, or simply misunderstood, then turns that admission into a punchline sharp enough to travel. In an era when people cite studies like they cite lyrics, Minnelli’s quip plays as a reminder: measurement isn’t meaning, and the voice that sounds most scientific is often just delivering a better-written script.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Minnelli, Liza. (2026, January 16). Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/smoking-is-one-of-the-leading-causes-of-all-93062/

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Minnelli, Liza. "Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/smoking-is-one-of-the-leading-causes-of-all-93062/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/smoking-is-one-of-the-leading-causes-of-all-93062/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Liza Minnelli (born March 12, 1946) is a Actress from USA.

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