"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough"
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Wilson’s line lands because it treats two very different nuisances with the same deadpan logic: if you stall, nature and biology will do your work for you. Snow melts. Adolescence ends. The joke is that this is also the most tempting lie we tell ourselves about everything else. By pairing a seasonal inconvenience with a life stage that feels endless when you’re inside it, Wilson turns procrastination into a punchline with a little sting.
The phrasing is engineered for a locker-room kind of wisdom: brisk, practical, almost proud of its laziness. “Only” is the blade. It narrows the universe to two exceptions, quietly accusing the listener of applying this strategy to problems that don’t evaporate. Bills, injuries, bad habits, broken relationships, racism, addiction - those metastasize. Snow and adolescence are safe to ignore precisely because they’re governed by forces bigger than your willpower.
Read in the late-20th-century American context, it’s a wry nod to a culture that loves quick fixes and hates discomfort. It also speaks to the athlete’s worldview: time is a training partner and an opponent. Some things you outlast; others require reps, attention, and pain. Adolescence, like winter, is survivable partly because you can’t “solve” it - you endure it.
The subtext is a challenge wrapped in a laugh: be honest about which problems are snow, and which ones are storms you’re choosing to stand in.
The phrasing is engineered for a locker-room kind of wisdom: brisk, practical, almost proud of its laziness. “Only” is the blade. It narrows the universe to two exceptions, quietly accusing the listener of applying this strategy to problems that don’t evaporate. Bills, injuries, bad habits, broken relationships, racism, addiction - those metastasize. Snow and adolescence are safe to ignore precisely because they’re governed by forces bigger than your willpower.
Read in the late-20th-century American context, it’s a wry nod to a culture that loves quick fixes and hates discomfort. It also speaks to the athlete’s worldview: time is a training partner and an opponent. Some things you outlast; others require reps, attention, and pain. Adolescence, like winter, is survivable partly because you can’t “solve” it - you endure it.
The subtext is a challenge wrapped in a laugh: be honest about which problems are snow, and which ones are storms you’re choosing to stand in.
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