"So don't applaud. Just send me the check"
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Crawford’s genius here is the blunt trade of one ritual for another. Applause is public, weightless, and flattering to the giver; a check is private, concrete, and a little humiliating for the one writing it. The line flips the moral economy: instead of performers being grateful for attention, the attention becomes cheap, even insulting, when it’s used as a substitute for fair pay. In eight words, it punctures the romance of “doing it for the love,” that eternal justification for underpaying artists while everyone else in the room collects.
Coming from a mid-century Hollywood bruiser with a no-nonsense persona, it also reads as self-mythmaking: the tough pro who refuses to be softened by praise. Yet beneath the swagger is something more modern and bleakly relatable: the insistence that creative labor is labor. Enjoy the performance, sure. Just don’t confuse your clapping with a contract.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Crawford, Broderick. (2026, January 16). So don't applaud. Just send me the check. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-dont-applaud-just-send-me-the-check-139411/
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Crawford, Broderick. "So don't applaud. Just send me the check." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-dont-applaud-just-send-me-the-check-139411/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"So don't applaud. Just send me the check." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-dont-applaud-just-send-me-the-check-139411/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.



