"So I was at the Actor's Studio, thinking about this, and I happened to glance over to the other side of the stage and I saw the ugliest chair I have ever seen. And I thought, 'Well, I could kill that chair!'"
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The intent is practical as much as comic. Actors are trained to pursue playable actions, not float in vague emotion. “Kill” gives her a usable verb, a physicalized intention, something the body can commit to. The chair is safe; it can’t be hurt, can’t judge, can’t resist. That’s the subtext: the Method’s promise of authenticity often depends on finding an object sturdy enough to absorb your projection.
It also slyly critiques the culture around the Studio, where intensity becomes a badge and everyday irritations can be alchemized into Art. Burstyn’s exaggeration (“ugliest,” “kill”) isn’t just a laugh line; it’s a reminder that performance energy is opportunistic. Great acting doesn’t always arrive via noble suffering. Sometimes it starts with a dumb chair and the sudden permission to feel something, hard, on purpose.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Burstyn, Ellen. (2026, January 17). So I was at the Actor's Studio, thinking about this, and I happened to glance over to the other side of the stage and I saw the ugliest chair I have ever seen. And I thought, 'Well, I could kill that chair!'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-was-at-the-actors-studio-thinking-about-this-44889/
Chicago Style
Burstyn, Ellen. "So I was at the Actor's Studio, thinking about this, and I happened to glance over to the other side of the stage and I saw the ugliest chair I have ever seen. And I thought, 'Well, I could kill that chair!'." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-was-at-the-actors-studio-thinking-about-this-44889/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"So I was at the Actor's Studio, thinking about this, and I happened to glance over to the other side of the stage and I saw the ugliest chair I have ever seen. And I thought, 'Well, I could kill that chair!'." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-i-was-at-the-actors-studio-thinking-about-this-44889/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.

