"So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip"
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The family parrot is a perfect comic weapon because it is both harmless and lethal. A parrot doesnt invent; it repeats. It is the household record, the accidental stenographer of your private life. Selling it to the town gossip is absurd on its face, but the threat is familiar: your words, habits, and hypocrisies have a way of escaping the living room. Rogers isnt preaching sainthood; he is warning against the kind of everyday double life that depends on secrecy. The line implies a social world where reputations are made and unmade by chatter, and where your neighbors know more than you think. The joke works because it is a barometer of accountability: if your behavior cant survive being repeated, it probably isnt as defensible as you tell yourself.
Context matters. Rogers came up in an America swelling with small-town moral scrutiny and mass media amplification, when gossip columns and radio were turning private quirks into public currency. His homespun humor slips past defenses. He flatters the audience into laughing at the scenario, then quietly recruits them into a standard: live in a way that doesnt require controlling the narrative. In a culture obsessed with PR, thats a bracingly unsophisticated ethic.
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Rogers, Will. (2026, January 15). So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-live-that-you-wouldnt-be-ashamed-to-sell-the-11022/
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"So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-live-that-you-wouldnt-be-ashamed-to-sell-the-11022/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.








