"So many times I've wanted to crack up, standing there stiff while seven women are crawling round my toes fixing hems and the designer's having a freak-out because the denim cuffs are crooked. I'm on the verge of hysteria"
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Backstage glamour collapses into something closer to an assembly line with nerves. Christensen’s image is almost slapstick: a supermodel held rigid while “seven women” swarm her feet, the denim cuff becoming a crisis big enough to trigger a “freak-out.” The comedy lands because it’s tactile and crowded; you can feel the pins, the tugging fabric, the dead-legged stillness of being turned into a moving hanger. Her “on the verge of hysteria” isn’t melodrama so much as an honest reaction to absurd pressure disguised as chic.
The intent is to puncture the myth that fashion is effortless. She’s naming the labor, the hierarchy, and the sensory overload that the runway look is designed to erase. “Standing there stiff” signals how little agency the centerpiece has in the moment: she’s both the product and the prop. The detail about hems and crooked cuffs reveals the industry’s specific insanity: perfection is demanded in the tiniest margins because the entire enterprise runs on the illusion of control.
Subtextually, there’s gendered heat in that swarm of “women” doing invisible work while a “designer” explodes over millimeters. Christensen isn’t condemning the workers; she’s pointing at a system where anxiety trickles downhill and bodies become battlegrounds for brand reputation. It’s funny, yes, but it’s also a quiet protest against an economy of appearances where the most celebrated person in the room can still feel trapped.
The intent is to puncture the myth that fashion is effortless. She’s naming the labor, the hierarchy, and the sensory overload that the runway look is designed to erase. “Standing there stiff” signals how little agency the centerpiece has in the moment: she’s both the product and the prop. The detail about hems and crooked cuffs reveals the industry’s specific insanity: perfection is demanded in the tiniest margins because the entire enterprise runs on the illusion of control.
Subtextually, there’s gendered heat in that swarm of “women” doing invisible work while a “designer” explodes over millimeters. Christensen isn’t condemning the workers; she’s pointing at a system where anxiety trickles downhill and bodies become battlegrounds for brand reputation. It’s funny, yes, but it’s also a quiet protest against an economy of appearances where the most celebrated person in the room can still feel trapped.
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