"So many times I've wanted to crack up, standing there stiff while seven women are crawling round my toes fixing hems and the designer's having a freak-out because the denim cuffs are crooked. I'm on the verge of hysteria"
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The intent is to puncture the myth that fashion is effortless. She’s naming the labor, the hierarchy, and the sensory overload that the runway look is designed to erase. “Standing there stiff” signals how little agency the centerpiece has in the moment: she’s both the product and the prop. The detail about hems and crooked cuffs reveals the industry’s specific insanity: perfection is demanded in the tiniest margins because the entire enterprise runs on the illusion of control.
Subtextually, there’s gendered heat in that swarm of “women” doing invisible work while a “designer” explodes over millimeters. Christensen isn’t condemning the workers; she’s pointing at a system where anxiety trickles downhill and bodies become battlegrounds for brand reputation. It’s funny, yes, but it’s also a quiet protest against an economy of appearances where the most celebrated person in the room can still feel trapped.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Christensen, Helena. (2026, January 15). So many times I've wanted to crack up, standing there stiff while seven women are crawling round my toes fixing hems and the designer's having a freak-out because the denim cuffs are crooked. I'm on the verge of hysteria. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-many-times-ive-wanted-to-crack-up-standing-172625/
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Christensen, Helena. "So many times I've wanted to crack up, standing there stiff while seven women are crawling round my toes fixing hems and the designer's having a freak-out because the denim cuffs are crooked. I'm on the verge of hysteria." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-many-times-ive-wanted-to-crack-up-standing-172625/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"So many times I've wanted to crack up, standing there stiff while seven women are crawling round my toes fixing hems and the designer's having a freak-out because the denim cuffs are crooked. I'm on the verge of hysteria." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-many-times-ive-wanted-to-crack-up-standing-172625/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.



