"So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught"
About this Quote
The intent is twofold: to establish credibility (the hustler reflex runs deep) and to undercut that credibility before it hardens into cliché. “To make those checks better” nods to chasing money early, but the choice of lollipops collapses any gangster posture. It’s a self-own that reads as honesty, and honesty is a kind of swagger in hip-hop storytelling. The admission “but I got caught” is the tag that keeps the anecdote from becoming a morality tale. He doesn’t claim he learned a lesson; he just reports the outcome. That flatness is the joke.
Subtextually, it’s also about capitalism as improvisation: value is created by moving goods, even if the goods are stolen candy and the market is a school hallway. In Method Man’s broader context - Wu-Tang’s ethos of turning scraps into art and scarcity into style - the lollipop hustle becomes an early, almost cartoonish prototype of the same instinct: flip what you can, while you can, and accept that consequences are part of the price.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Man, Method. (2026, January 16). So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-to-make-those-checks-better-i-used-to-steal-84979/
Chicago Style
Man, Method. "So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-to-make-those-checks-better-i-used-to-steal-84979/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"So to make those checks better, I used to steal lollipops and sell them at school - but I got caught." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-to-make-those-checks-better-i-used-to-steal-84979/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.




