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Daily Inspiration Quote by Joseph Bologna

"So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work"

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Bologna is doing two things at once: taking a cheap shot at the poker boom and quietly defending an older, showbiz-friendly idea of play. Texas Hold 'em, in his telling, is efficient, optimized, anesthetizing. It is a game built for silent calculation and televised tension, where the drama is manufactured by edits, chip sounds, and the long stare. Calling it sleep-inducing isn’t a technical critique; it’s an actor’s complaint. Hold 'em asks you to sit still and let the math talk.

Stud, by contrast, is a dealer’s game, and Bologna hears in that role an invitation to perform. "You can be funny as you deal" turns card distribution into stage business: timing, patter, misdirection, the little improvised riffs that make a table feel like a room rather than a spreadsheet. The subtext is generational and cultural: a guy shaped by mid-century comedy, where personality is the engine, looking at a newer form of gambling culture that prizes cool competence over charisma.

Then he tips his hand with "a Stud show that's going to work". Bologna isn’t just reminiscing; he’s pitching. It’s the entertainer’s instinct to see formats everywhere, to believe that the right framing and the right host can make even a niche ritual pop. The irony is that Hold 'em already became the show that worked, precisely because it’s legible, repeatable, and scalable for TV. Bologna’s lament is really about what mass culture rewards: not the funniest dealer, but the cleanest product.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bologna, Joseph. (2026, January 16). So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-to-me-texas-hold-em-puts-me-to-sleep-at-least-84034/

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Bologna, Joseph. "So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-to-me-texas-hold-em-puts-me-to-sleep-at-least-84034/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/so-to-me-texas-hold-em-puts-me-to-sleep-at-least-84034/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Joseph Bologna (born December 30, 1934) is a Actor from USA.

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