"Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night"
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Griffiths s "Get a grip" isn t just crankiness; it s a boundary drawn with working-class plainness. He undercuts the fantasy with a practical question about bedtime, reframing fandom as parenting failure. That pivot matters. It shifts power away from the fan s entitlement and back to ordinary social rules: time, place, manners. The subtext is that being recognized doesn t cancel personhood, and that the public s appetite for access has gotten so casual it forgets actors are off the clock.
There s also a sly defense of craft. Uncle Vernon is a role, not a party trick; demanding it in a supermarket reduces performance to impression. Griffiths, who often played authority figures, uses the same energy here: not to bully, but to restore proportion. The anecdote reads like a small protest against a culture that mistakes visibility for availability.
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Griffiths, Richard. (2026, January 16). Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-bloke-came-up-to-me-in-tesco-a-couple-of-93208/
Chicago Style
Griffiths, Richard. "Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-bloke-came-up-to-me-in-tesco-a-couple-of-93208/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you mind telling my son here that you're Uncle Vernon?' I said: 'Get a grip. It's 11:30 at night - what's he doing out of bed? I'm not here to entertain people at this time of night." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-bloke-came-up-to-me-in-tesco-a-couple-of-93208/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.




