"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words"
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The intent is to frame anger as performance. Instead of giving us the satisfying swear, he gives us the self-conscious workaround, which is funnier because it admits the speaker’s double life: civil on the surface, furious underneath. “Not in those words” is the real joke, a quick aside that winks at the listener and restores the taboo he pretended to avoid. The sentence performs its own censorship and then undoes it, like a comedian stepping behind the curtain and narrating the trick.
Culturally, it’s classic Allen: the anxious urban neurotic trying to be refined while trapped in petty, everyday humiliations. A fender-bender is minor, but it triggers a disproportionate moral drama about manners, language, and self-control. The biblical reference adds another layer: a command meant for creation and blessing gets repurposed as a curse. That reversal is the whole engine of the line: modern irritability grafted onto ancient solemnity, making both seem slightly ridiculous.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Allen, Woody. (2026, January 15). Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-guy-hit-my-fender-and-i-told-him-be-fruitful-11236/
Chicago Style
Allen, Woody. "Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-guy-hit-my-fender-and-i-told-him-be-fruitful-11236/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-guy-hit-my-fender-and-i-told-him-be-fruitful-11236/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




