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"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words"

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It lands because it’s a tidy bait-and-switch: a Bible-verse euphemism polishing what is clearly a profane, street-level reaction. Woody Allen turns road rage into wordplay, letting the audience enjoy the aggression without having to sit in it. You hear the honk and the clenched teeth, then you get the comic relief of a phrase that’s technically “clean” while semantically still a punch.

The intent is to frame anger as performance. Instead of giving us the satisfying swear, he gives us the self-conscious workaround, which is funnier because it admits the speaker’s double life: civil on the surface, furious underneath. “Not in those words” is the real joke, a quick aside that winks at the listener and restores the taboo he pretended to avoid. The sentence performs its own censorship and then undoes it, like a comedian stepping behind the curtain and narrating the trick.

Culturally, it’s classic Allen: the anxious urban neurotic trying to be refined while trapped in petty, everyday humiliations. A fender-bender is minor, but it triggers a disproportionate moral drama about manners, language, and self-control. The biblical reference adds another layer: a command meant for creation and blessing gets repurposed as a curse. That reversal is the whole engine of the line: modern irritability grafted onto ancient solemnity, making both seem slightly ridiculous.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Allen, Woody. (2026, January 15). Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-guy-hit-my-fender-and-i-told-him-be-fruitful-11236/

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Allen, Woody. "Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-guy-hit-my-fender-and-i-told-him-be-fruitful-11236/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-guy-hit-my-fender-and-i-told-him-be-fruitful-11236/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Woody Allen (born December 1, 1935) is a Director from USA.

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