"Some guys say beauty is only skin deep. But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain. The initial contact has to be the sniffing"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"

"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied"

"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it"

"The cause of freedom is not the cause of a race or a sect, a party or a class-it is the cause of human kind, the very birthright of humanity"

"Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party"

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice"

"If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes"

"Why, so soon as French Canadians, who are in a minority in this House and in the country, were to organise as a political party, they would compel the majority to organise as a political party, and the result must be disastrous to themselves"

"Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party"

"Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left"