"Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages"
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Agnew’s jab lands because it’s calibrated contempt: not a policy argument, not even a rebuttal, but a demotion of the press from watchdog to waste product. “Fit only” is the tell. It doesn’t claim newspapers are sometimes wrong; it claims they’re inherently unworthy, useful only as disposable lining. The bird-cage image is domestic and faintly comic, which helps the insult travel. You can picture it. You can repeat it at dinner. It’s a sneer packaged as a folksy aside.
The intent was never merely to vent. Agnew, Nixon’s vice president, became the administration’s designated attack dog during an era when Vietnam, civil rights backlash, and televised scandal were shredding trust. Targeting “some newspapers” offers just enough selectivity to sound reasonable while inviting supporters to mentally fill in the names of the outlets they already resent. The move is classic: shift the fight from facts to legitimacy. If the messenger is trash, the message can be ignored without the burden of refutation.
Subtext: the press isn’t an institution performing a democratic function; it’s an enemy class, smug and disposable. That framing flatters the “silent majority” posture Agnew cultivated, turning media criticism into cultural grievance. It also preemptively inoculates the administration against scrutiny: investigative reporting becomes not accountability but harassment by people unfit for serious consideration.
In hindsight, the line reads like an early, efficient blueprint for modern anti-media politics: degrade, delegitimize, repeat. Once you’ve convinced an audience the paper belongs under a bird, you’ve already decided who gets to define reality.
The intent was never merely to vent. Agnew, Nixon’s vice president, became the administration’s designated attack dog during an era when Vietnam, civil rights backlash, and televised scandal were shredding trust. Targeting “some newspapers” offers just enough selectivity to sound reasonable while inviting supporters to mentally fill in the names of the outlets they already resent. The move is classic: shift the fight from facts to legitimacy. If the messenger is trash, the message can be ignored without the burden of refutation.
Subtext: the press isn’t an institution performing a democratic function; it’s an enemy class, smug and disposable. That framing flatters the “silent majority” posture Agnew cultivated, turning media criticism into cultural grievance. It also preemptively inoculates the administration against scrutiny: investigative reporting becomes not accountability but harassment by people unfit for serious consideration.
In hindsight, the line reads like an early, efficient blueprint for modern anti-media politics: degrade, delegitimize, repeat. Once you’ve convinced an audience the paper belongs under a bird, you’ve already decided who gets to define reality.
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