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Happiness Quote by Clarence Darrow

"Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas"

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Darrow’s jab lands because it refuses to grant religion the dignity of a “serious” debate about metaphysics. He drags the argument down to the level of chemistry: if your defense of faith is that it makes people feel better, then congratulations, you’ve just described a drug. Laughing gas is the perfect pick, not because it’s deadly, but because it’s clinically engineered euphoria - a happiness that is real in sensation and hollow in meaning. Darrow isn’t attacking joy; he’s attacking the idea that comfort can stand in for truth.

The intent is surgical. He’s rebutting a common apologetic move: religion as psychological utility, as social balm, as coping mechanism. By answering with an anesthetic, he implies that religion, like nitrous oxide, may numb pain without addressing its cause - and that a society satisfied with numbness is easier to manage. The subtext is political as much as philosophical: institutions that traffic in consolation can become institutions that discourage scrutiny.

Context matters: Darrow’s public career was built on puncturing moral certainty with courtroom realism, most famously at the Scopes “Monkey Trial,” where he cross-examined Biblical literalism as if it were a shaky witness. This line carries that same prosecutorial posture. It’s not a poet’s lament; it’s a lawyer’s cross: If “it helps” is your best evidence, then your standard of proof is dangerously low.

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Later attribution: Isn't Religion Weird? Quotations for Atheists (Dave Lane, 2008) modern compilationISBN: 9781409218760 · ID: BQCWVg1ryncC
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... (Clarence Darrow) Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. (Clarence Darrow) The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity. (Oscar Wilde) Jesus, in fact, was typical of a certain kind of ...
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Darrow, Clarence. (2026, February 10). Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-of-you-say-religion-makes-people-happy-so-81164/

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Darrow, Clarence. "Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas." FixQuotes. February 10, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-of-you-say-religion-makes-people-happy-so-81164/.

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"Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas." FixQuotes, 10 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-of-you-say-religion-makes-people-happy-so-81164/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Clarence Darrow

Clarence Darrow (April 18, 1857 - March 13, 1938) was a Lawyer from USA.

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