"Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas"
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The intent is surgical. He’s rebutting a common apologetic move: religion as psychological utility, as social balm, as coping mechanism. By answering with an anesthetic, he implies that religion, like nitrous oxide, may numb pain without addressing its cause - and that a society satisfied with numbness is easier to manage. The subtext is political as much as philosophical: institutions that traffic in consolation can become institutions that discourage scrutiny.
Context matters: Darrow’s public career was built on puncturing moral certainty with courtroom realism, most famously at the Scopes “Monkey Trial,” where he cross-examined Biblical literalism as if it were a shaky witness. This line carries that same prosecutorial posture. It’s not a poet’s lament; it’s a lawyer’s cross: If “it helps” is your best evidence, then your standard of proof is dangerously low.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sarcastic |
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| Source | Later attribution: Isn't Religion Weird? Quotations for Atheists (Dave Lane, 2008) modern compilationISBN: 9781409218760 · ID: BQCWVg1ryncC
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... (Clarence Darrow) Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. (Clarence Darrow) The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity. (Oscar Wilde) Jesus, in fact, was typical of a certain kind of ... |
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"Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas." FixQuotes, 10 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/some-of-you-say-religion-makes-people-happy-so-81164/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









