"Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine"
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The line works because it’s compactly insulting without sounding partisan. He doesn’t have to name names or argue platforms. By invoking “movies,” Koontz taps a shared cultural grammar: jump scares, ominous music, the sense that something monstrous is inevitable. Horror is also a genre about helplessness, and that’s the hidden grievance here: the election isn’t presented as agency but as a forced march through curated fear. “Choice” arrives in scare quotes, practically; what we’re “being given” is prepackaged, as if democracy were a studio release schedule.
There’s a sly comment about media ecosystems too. If politics now plays like cinema, it’s because campaigns and news coverage have learned to monetize attention the way trailers do: escalate stakes, simplify characters, tease disaster. Koontz, a professional manufacturer of suspense, is implicitly calling out a system that has adopted his tricks while dropping his implied contract with the audience: that fear is contained, that the lights come up, that you can walk out.
It’s horror, he suggests, because you can’t.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Koontz, Dean. (2026, January 17). Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/somebody-asked-me-about-the-current-choice-were-47873/
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Koontz, Dean. "Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/somebody-asked-me-about-the-current-choice-were-47873/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Somebody asked me about the current choice we're being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, it's like two of the scariest movies I can imagine." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/somebody-asked-me-about-the-current-choice-were-47873/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.




