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"Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away"

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A lawyer famous for skewering hypocrisy is also skewering the romance of authorship. Darrow’s line lands because it’s a deadpan inversion of the writer’s success story: not “my book will make me rich,” but “my book might someday stop costing me money.” The joke is built on an accountant’s tautology - royalties paying for copies - turned into a confession. Giving books away is framed as the real, almost unavoidable outcome, while profit is the distant, faintly absurd hope.

The intent is modestly barbed. Darrow isn’t only poking fun at publishing economics; he’s puncturing the vanity that clings to “I’m writing a book” as a status claim. Subtext: the world is crowded with important people who want to be read, and even the brilliant often subsidize their own audience. That’s especially sharp coming from a public intellectual in the early 20th century, when lectures, pamphlets, and serialized arguments were a civic bloodstream, but monetizing ideas was uncertain and often secondary to influence.

Context matters: Darrow made his name in courtrooms where persuasion is currency, and he understood that words travel because you push them into circulation. “Copies I give away” reads like strategy as much as generosity - advocacy disguised as gifts. The cynicism is light, but real: justice, reform, even fame don’t exempt you from the petty math of getting your message out. The punchline is that the highest ambition here isn’t fortune; it’s breaking even while trying to matter.

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Darrow, Clarence. (n.d.). Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someday-i-hope-to-write-a-book-where-the-66346/

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Darrow, Clarence. "Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someday-i-hope-to-write-a-book-where-the-66346/.

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Clarence Darrow

Clarence Darrow (April 18, 1857 - March 13, 1938) was a Lawyer from USA.

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