"Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?"
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The intent isn’t to clear his name; it’s to own the story. Celebrity culture feeds on catastrophe, and Pryor refuses to play the victim or the saint. By joking that an ex-wife might have done it, he invites the audience into the messy, human backstory: a public life littered with headlines, marriages, divorces, and a reputation that’s never been tidy. He’s not defending himself against gossip; he’s showing how gossip reduces a whole person to a circulating anecdote.
The subtext is darker: fame makes you legible only through scandal, and the media’s relationship to truth is mostly administrative. “All the newspapers in New York” is deliberately oversized, a comic exaggeration that also sounds plausible in a world where an editor would rather run a death notice than wait for confirmation. Pryor’s genius is that he doesn’t argue with the machine; he impersonates it, mocks it, then sells you back your own appetite for spectacle.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Pryor, Richard. (2026, January 17). Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someone-called-all-the-newspapers-in-new-york-and-35724/
Chicago Style
Pryor, Richard. "Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someone-called-all-the-newspapers-in-new-york-and-35724/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someone-called-all-the-newspapers-in-new-york-and-35724/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





