"Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?"
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The intent is gently needling, not accusatory. Coming from an American actor best associated with mainstream, crowd-pleasing comedy, it reads like a wry tap on the shoulder: relax, we won the Revolution, but we still can’t quit the mother country. The subtext is that conquest no longer needs redcoats; it comes through accents, prestige, and cultural exports. Britain “takes over” via Bond, the BBC, Harry Potter, royal gossip, and the perennial American habit of treating Britishness as shorthand for intelligence, elegance, or authority. It’s an invasion you pay for.
There’s also a self-mocking American angle. The United States loves to imagine itself as historically decisive and permanently embattled, so the notion of a continuing British plot flatters our tendency to turn global culture into a battlefield. Guttenberg makes that impulse look silly without sounding sanctimonious. The line works because it’s light, breezy, and just plausible enough to sting: the English aren’t trying to take over, but we keep handing them the microphone.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Guttenberg, Steve. (2026, January 15). Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someones-just-told-me-the-english-are-still-166707/
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Guttenberg, Steve. "Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someones-just-told-me-the-english-are-still-166707/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/someones-just-told-me-the-english-are-still-166707/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



