"Sometimes my plot lines are so convoluted, I get calls from friends at 3 am saying; you SOB, you'll never pull this one off"
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The 3 a.m. phone call is a tight bit of mythmaking. It suggests a writer so deep in the maze that even his friends lose sleep, which flatters the author without sounding like authorial self-praise. The friends become a proxy for the reader: invested, irritated, unable to look away. “You SOB” lands as affectionate profanity, the kind that only works when an audience has been trained to expect outrageous reversals and last-minute engineering miracles.
Subtextually, Cussler is defending a very specific craft ethos: the obligation to deliver the impossible cleanly. The real flex isn’t that the plot is complicated; it’s that he can “pull this one off.” That phrase turns storytelling into a stunt. It also nods to the quiet anxiety behind prolific genre writing: the fear that the machine finally outruns its operator.
Context matters: Cussler’s brand (Dirk Pitt, NUMA, globe-trotting contraptions) thrives on maximalism and momentum. This quote is a wink at the readers who come for exactly that - and a reminder that credibility in his universe isn’t realism, it’s audacity that sticks the landing.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cussler, Clive. (2026, January 15). Sometimes my plot lines are so convoluted, I get calls from friends at 3 am saying; you SOB, you'll never pull this one off. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sometimes-my-plot-lines-are-so-convoluted-i-get-148700/
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Cussler, Clive. "Sometimes my plot lines are so convoluted, I get calls from friends at 3 am saying; you SOB, you'll never pull this one off." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sometimes-my-plot-lines-are-so-convoluted-i-get-148700/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Sometimes my plot lines are so convoluted, I get calls from friends at 3 am saying; you SOB, you'll never pull this one off." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sometimes-my-plot-lines-are-so-convoluted-i-get-148700/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





