"Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?"
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The comic engine is the collision between the raw noun (“a dick”) and the almost domestic plea (“no arguments”). It’s not a romance fantasy; it’s a logistical demand. Sex, yes. Drama, no. That tension makes the line feel both empowered and weary, as if it’s spoken by someone who’s done the math on how quickly pleasure gets derailed by ego.
Subtext-wise, it’s less about biology than about bargaining power. “No arguments” reads like a referendum on heterosexual dynamics: the idea that women are expected to justify desire, soften it, explain it, or pay for it with emotional labor. Fiorentino’s phrasing refuses the preamble. It’s a one-sentence critique of how intimacy can become another arena where men get to be loud and women are supposed to be accommodating.
Context matters, too: coming from an actress associated with sharp, noir-leaning roles and 90s-era cynicism, it fits a cultural moment fascinated by tough-talking female characters who weaponize candor. The joke isn’t that women are “easy”; it’s that equality might look like women being allowed to want what they want, unedited, and without a courtroom attached.
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Fiorentino, Linda. (n.d.). Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sometimes-the-only-thing-we-women-want-is-a-dick-114198/
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Fiorentino, Linda. "Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?" FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sometimes-the-only-thing-we-women-want-is-a-dick-114198/.
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"Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?" FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sometimes-the-only-thing-we-women-want-is-a-dick-114198/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.









