"Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that"
About this Quote
The intent reads as damage control in real time, the kind you toss out between songs when you realize you’ve just alienated the very people who paid to be there. But the subtext is more revealing than the apology: the crowd is being asked to accept mess as authenticity. In early-2000s rock and adjacent scenes, bodily spillover (sweat, spit, beer, sometimes worse) functioned as proof you weren’t polished, corporate, or distant. Madden’s “problem” frames the spit not as hostility but as involuntary overflow - a performer so keyed up he can’t keep the front-of-house clean.
It also hints at a subtle power dynamic. Spitting on fans is intimate in the grossest way, and the apology acknowledges a line while testing how elastic that line is. Will the audience laugh and grant immunity because the moment feels “real”? The quote works because it captures that era’s central bargain: you get access and intensity; you also get splashed.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Madden, Joel. (2026, January 17). Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sorry-if-i-spit-on-yall-i-kinda-have-a-problem-50869/
Chicago Style
Madden, Joel. "Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sorry-if-i-spit-on-yall-i-kinda-have-a-problem-50869/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/sorry-if-i-spit-on-yall-i-kinda-have-a-problem-50869/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.









