"Square meals often make round people"
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“Square meals often make round people” is a businessman’s joke that carries a salesperson’s efficiency: eight words, a clean cause-and-effect, and a punchline you can remember on the way to lunch. Cossman isn’t writing poetry here; he’s packaging a warning the way an ad man packages desire. The “square meal” is old-school American virtue - regularity, abundance, doing things the proper way. By flipping that moral comfort into an aesthetic liability (“round people”), he exposes how quickly virtue turns into excess when food is plentiful and habits are automatic.
The intent is almost certainly motivational, a nudge toward moderation that doesn’t scold. Humor lets it land without triggering defensiveness. The subtext is sharper: modern life sells us routines that feel responsible while quietly enlarging us. Eating “properly” three times a day isn’t automatically healthy; it’s just compliant. Cossman’s line smuggles in a critique of middle-class normalcy, where discipline is confused with ritual and abundance with well-being.
Context matters: as a businessman, Cossman speaks from the culture that helped standardize convenience, consumption, and the very idea of the “meal” as a unit of productivity. The quip reflects a mid-century American moment when prosperity made weight gain newly common and newly shameful, and diet culture began framing bodies as management problems. It works because it’s light, but it’s also a little cruel: the body becomes a shape, a consequence, a cautionary tale. That sting is why the joke sticks.
The intent is almost certainly motivational, a nudge toward moderation that doesn’t scold. Humor lets it land without triggering defensiveness. The subtext is sharper: modern life sells us routines that feel responsible while quietly enlarging us. Eating “properly” three times a day isn’t automatically healthy; it’s just compliant. Cossman’s line smuggles in a critique of middle-class normalcy, where discipline is confused with ritual and abundance with well-being.
Context matters: as a businessman, Cossman speaks from the culture that helped standardize convenience, consumption, and the very idea of the “meal” as a unit of productivity. The quip reflects a mid-century American moment when prosperity made weight gain newly common and newly shameful, and diet culture began framing bodies as management problems. It works because it’s light, but it’s also a little cruel: the body becomes a shape, a consequence, a cautionary tale. That sting is why the joke sticks.
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