"St. Louis is closer to Minneapolis than Milwaukee is"
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The intent is narrowly tactical. You cite distance to make an argument feel objective, even inevitable, in the kind of stadium-and-franchise debates where emotions run hot and numbers get weaponized. If Milwaukee can be rhetorically repositioned as the “outlier” in its own region, then realignment, scheduling, rivalries, and television footprints become matters of simple logistics rather than contested loyalties.
The subtext is sharper: civic identity is negotiable when a league’s business model demands it. Selig spent decades asking fans and politicians to think like owners while insisting the sport’s decisions were “best for baseball.” This line fits that tradition. It’s a neat little misdirection that suggests the city’s cultural placement can be redrawn with a ruler. Milwaukee isn’t defined by its fans, its history, or its rivalries; it’s defined by where it can be profitably slotted.
Contextually, it reads like a commissioner-era habit: translating messy, emotional attachments into clean, managerial language. The brilliance (and the chill) is how banal it sounds. That’s the point. When you make the argument feel like a trivia fact, you don’t have to say the real thing out loud: someone is about to lose something they thought they owned.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Selig, Bud. (2026, January 17). St. Louis is closer to Minneapolis than Milwaukee is. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/st-louis-is-closer-to-minneapolis-than-milwaukee-47003/
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Selig, Bud. "St. Louis is closer to Minneapolis than Milwaukee is." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/st-louis-is-closer-to-minneapolis-than-milwaukee-47003/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"St. Louis is closer to Minneapolis than Milwaukee is." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/st-louis-is-closer-to-minneapolis-than-milwaukee-47003/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

