"Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace"

"Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success"

"Success is a journey, not a destination"

"Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire"

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again"

"Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom"

"There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying things which are beyond the power of our will"

"Nothing succeeds like success"

"The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism"

"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person"

"Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon. July 1969 AD. We came in peace for all mankind"