"Surely a long life must be somewhat tedious, since we are forced to call in so many trifling things to help rid us of our time, which will never return"
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The subtext is less "life is boring" than "we're experts at self-distraction". Tediousness isn't inherent to living; it's produced by the mismatch between time's finitude and our refusal to spend it deliberately. Johnson also sneaks in a quiet indictment of modern-sounding habits: treating time as something to be killed. His phrasing "help rid us of our time" is almost comic in its bluntness - as if time were an embarrassing houseguest you keep shooing out the door. Yet the kicker arrives in the final clause: "which will never return". That's not consolation; it's prosecutorial.
Context matters. Johnson wrote in an 18th-century culture obsessed with moral improvement, religious accounting, and the disciplined use of hours - a world of diaries, sermons, and the sense that idleness was spiritually dangerous. But the sentence survives because it refuses piety and goes straight for psychology: we clutter our days with trivia to avoid facing the one thing we can't outtalk, outwork, or outlive.
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Johnson, Samuel. (2026, January 18). Surely a long life must be somewhat tedious, since we are forced to call in so many trifling things to help rid us of our time, which will never return. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/surely-a-long-life-must-be-somewhat-tedious-since-21090/
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Johnson, Samuel. "Surely a long life must be somewhat tedious, since we are forced to call in so many trifling things to help rid us of our time, which will never return." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/surely-a-long-life-must-be-somewhat-tedious-since-21090/.
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"Surely a long life must be somewhat tedious, since we are forced to call in so many trifling things to help rid us of our time, which will never return." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/surely-a-long-life-must-be-somewhat-tedious-since-21090/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.













