"Technically, I've been retired for some time now. All I ever do is occasionally write songs for friends, such as one, for a friend who had just turned 80. I wrote a song for him called, The First 80 Years are The Hardest"
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The apparent modesty (“occasionally write songs for friends”) is the subtextual flex. Glazer frames his creativity as incidental, almost accidental, which is how seasoned artists often talk when the work is no longer about proving anything. The audience isn’t the market; it’s a living room, a birthday party, a specific person with a specific age and history. That’s a cultural stance as much as a personal one, especially for a 20th-century folk musician whose tradition prizes usefulness over spectacle.
The punchline - “The First 80 Years are The Hardest” - turns aging into vaudeville arithmetic. It’s funny because it’s structurally backward: we expect the early years to be the easy preface and old age the cliff. Glazer flips that, offering a comic survival narrative that flatters the 80-year-old without sentimentalizing him. Underneath the joke is a worldview: endurance is the real accomplishment, and humor is how you honor it without getting maudlin.
Context matters: for artists of Glazer’s generation, “retired” rarely means silent. It means the work has slipped its professional costume and gone back to its oldest job - keeping people company.
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Glazer, Tom. (2026, January 15). Technically, I've been retired for some time now. All I ever do is occasionally write songs for friends, such as one, for a friend who had just turned 80. I wrote a song for him called, The First 80 Years are The Hardest. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/technically-ive-been-retired-for-some-time-now-152649/
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Glazer, Tom. "Technically, I've been retired for some time now. All I ever do is occasionally write songs for friends, such as one, for a friend who had just turned 80. I wrote a song for him called, The First 80 Years are The Hardest." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/technically-ive-been-retired-for-some-time-now-152649/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Technically, I've been retired for some time now. All I ever do is occasionally write songs for friends, such as one, for a friend who had just turned 80. I wrote a song for him called, The First 80 Years are The Hardest." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/technically-ive-been-retired-for-some-time-now-152649/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.



