"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance"
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The sentence is engineered like a trap. Bierce defines the telephone with the fake-objectivity of a dictionary entry, then spikes it with "abrogates" - a legalistic word that makes social irritation sound like a violated right. The "advantages" he mourns are petty, and that's the point: the telephone doesn't just rearrange commerce or politics, it dissolves the hard-won buffer zones of daily life. Before, the disagreeable person had to travel, knock, be turned away. Now the device tunnels straight into your home, demanding attention with a ring. Distance used to be a form of consent; the telephone reroutes around it.
Context matters. Bierce wrote in an era when the telephone was still novel, a status symbol and a moral puzzle. His cynicism tracks a broader fin-de-siecle anxiety: modernity promising intimacy while manufacturing new forms of intrusion. The subtext isn't technophobia so much as boundary defense. Bierce isn't mourning silence; he's mourning the power to ignore. The devil, here, is the invention that turns availability into virtue and interruption into normal life.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Verified source: The Devil's Dictionary (Ambrose Bierce, 1911)
Evidence: TELEPHONE, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.. This wording appears verbatim as the entry for “TELEPHONE” in Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary (book edition, 1911). The work was compiled from Bierce’s earlier newspaper/periodical installments (begun 1881) and an earlier book issue titled The Cynic’s Word Book (1906), but I did not locate (in this pass) a primary-source scan pinpointing an earlier first appearance of the specific “TELEPHONE” entry in a newspaper/periodical. If you need the true *first* publication, the next step would be to search digitized runs of the relevant papers (e.g., San Francisco periodicals that carried the column) for the earliest occurrence of the “TELEPHONE” headword and definition. Other candidates (1) A Chronicle of Walnut Station - Walnut Grove (Daniel D. Peterson, 2012) compilation96.4% ... Telephone , n . An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person ... |
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Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, February 26). Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/telephone-n-an-invention-of-the-devil-which-33109/
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Bierce, Ambrose. "Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance." FixQuotes. February 26, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/telephone-n-an-invention-of-the-devil-which-33109/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance." FixQuotes, 26 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/telephone-n-an-invention-of-the-devil-which-33109/. Accessed 11 Mar. 2026.










