"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance"
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The sentence is engineered like a trap. Bierce defines the telephone with the fake-objectivity of a dictionary entry, then spikes it with "abrogates" - a legalistic word that makes social irritation sound like a violated right. The "advantages" he mourns are petty, and that's the point: the telephone doesn't just rearrange commerce or politics, it dissolves the hard-won buffer zones of daily life. Before, the disagreeable person had to travel, knock, be turned away. Now the device tunnels straight into your home, demanding attention with a ring. Distance used to be a form of consent; the telephone reroutes around it.
Context matters. Bierce wrote in an era when the telephone was still novel, a status symbol and a moral puzzle. His cynicism tracks a broader fin-de-siecle anxiety: modernity promising intimacy while manufacturing new forms of intrusion. The subtext isn't technophobia so much as boundary defense. Bierce isn't mourning silence; he's mourning the power to ignore. The devil, here, is the invention that turns availability into virtue and interruption into normal life.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary , entry 'Telephone'. Commonly quoted as: "Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance." |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, January 14). Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/telephone-n-an-invention-of-the-devil-which-33109/
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Bierce, Ambrose. "Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/telephone-n-an-invention-of-the-devil-which-33109/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/telephone-n-an-invention-of-the-devil-which-33109/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.










