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Daily Inspiration Quote by Ambrose Bierce

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance"

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Bierce turns a shiny emblem of progress into a small apocalypse of manners. The joke lands because it reverses the telephone's sales pitch: not connection as convenience, but connection as exposure. "An invention of the devil" is mock-theological overkill, a deliberately antique curse flung at a modern gadget. It flatters the reader's suspicion that technology isn't neutral; it smuggles in obligations.

The sentence is engineered like a trap. Bierce defines the telephone with the fake-objectivity of a dictionary entry, then spikes it with "abrogates" - a legalistic word that makes social irritation sound like a violated right. The "advantages" he mourns are petty, and that's the point: the telephone doesn't just rearrange commerce or politics, it dissolves the hard-won buffer zones of daily life. Before, the disagreeable person had to travel, knock, be turned away. Now the device tunnels straight into your home, demanding attention with a ring. Distance used to be a form of consent; the telephone reroutes around it.

Context matters. Bierce wrote in an era when the telephone was still novel, a status symbol and a moral puzzle. His cynicism tracks a broader fin-de-siecle anxiety: modernity promising intimacy while manufacturing new forms of intrusion. The subtext isn't technophobia so much as boundary defense. Bierce isn't mourning silence; he's mourning the power to ignore. The devil, here, is the invention that turns availability into virtue and interruption into normal life.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceAmbrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary , entry 'Telephone'. Commonly quoted as: "Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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