"Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house"
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Hitchcock’s line lands like a compliment, then twists into a cage match with modern comfort. Indoor plumbing is one of civilization’s quiet miracles; television, he suggests, is the same kind of convenience with a darker social price. The joke is engineered in classic Hitchcock fashion: you’re laughing at the comparison, then you notice the blade. He’s not arguing that TV reshaped human nature or invented new desires. He’s saying it exploited what was already there - our appetite for ease, our preference for safety over exposure - and made that preference architectural.
The subtext is about control. Plumbing “kept” people inside by making the home more self-sufficient; television does it by making the home more sufficient emotionally and imaginatively. It imports drama, danger, romance, spectacle, all without requiring the risk of public life. For a director obsessed with voyeurism and confined spaces, this is less a media critique than a diagnosis of a culture drifting toward spectatorship. You don’t have to go out to witness life; you can watch it, buffered by upholstery.
Context matters: Hitchcock’s career spans the rise of mass cinema and the arrival of TV as both rival and distributor. He famously became a TV presence himself with Alfred Hitchcock Presents, so the line doubles as a wry confession. He’s inside the machine, selling it, while warning you what it does: it doesn’t corrupt your habits so much as reorganize them around the living room, turning the outside world into optional content.
The subtext is about control. Plumbing “kept” people inside by making the home more self-sufficient; television does it by making the home more sufficient emotionally and imaginatively. It imports drama, danger, romance, spectacle, all without requiring the risk of public life. For a director obsessed with voyeurism and confined spaces, this is less a media critique than a diagnosis of a culture drifting toward spectatorship. You don’t have to go out to witness life; you can watch it, buffered by upholstery.
Context matters: Hitchcock’s career spans the rise of mass cinema and the arrival of TV as both rival and distributor. He famously became a TV presence himself with Alfred Hitchcock Presents, so the line doubles as a wry confession. He’s inside the machine, selling it, while warning you what it does: it doesn’t corrupt your habits so much as reorganize them around the living room, turning the outside world into optional content.
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