"That shot might not have been as good as it might have been"
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It lands like a shrug in slow motion: the most English possible way to describe failure without ever raising your voice. John Motson, the sheepskin-coated voice of Saturday afternoons, turns a missed chance into an exercise in understatement. “That shot might not have been as good as it might have been” is technically a critique, but it’s wrapped in so much conditional politeness that it becomes comedy. The grammar does the work: “might,” “not,” “as,” “might” again. Two layers of hypothetical distance keep the speaker from sounding cruel, or even certain, even when everyone watching knows the striker has skied it into Row Z.
The intent is broadcast professionalism. Motson isn’t trying to roast a player; he’s keeping the temperature of the moment stable, letting the audience supply the outrage or laughter. In a sport built on instant verdicts, his line performs restraint, the old BBC ethic of sounding fair even when the evidence is screaming. That’s the subtext: authority expressed through calm, not volume.
Context matters because Motson’s fame is inseparable from a particular TV culture: pre-social media, when a commentator’s phrasing could become the national caption for what you’d just seen. The line survives because it’s meme-ready before memes: a perfect template for disappointed affection, the sound of a country processing embarrassment with manners intact. It’s not just a weak shot; it’s an entire worldview of critique without cruelty.
The intent is broadcast professionalism. Motson isn’t trying to roast a player; he’s keeping the temperature of the moment stable, letting the audience supply the outrage or laughter. In a sport built on instant verdicts, his line performs restraint, the old BBC ethic of sounding fair even when the evidence is screaming. That’s the subtext: authority expressed through calm, not volume.
Context matters because Motson’s fame is inseparable from a particular TV culture: pre-social media, when a commentator’s phrasing could become the national caption for what you’d just seen. The line survives because it’s meme-ready before memes: a perfect template for disappointed affection, the sound of a country processing embarrassment with manners intact. It’s not just a weak shot; it’s an entire worldview of critique without cruelty.
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