"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other"
About this Quote
The verb "consume" is doing heavy work. It suggests not just disagreement but predation, a zero-sum hunger that can swallow reputations and relationships. "If at all possible" adds a bleak little shrug: this isn’t an exception caused by a bad week or a toxic office; it’s an instinct, almost a strategy. Darden’s phrasing implies a culture where the courtroom isn’t the only arena. Lawyers also litigate status, narrative control, and proximity to power - sometimes at the expense of colleagues who should be allies.
Context matters. Darden is best known for his role in the O.J. Simpson trial, a public spectacle where legal arguments competed with media narratives and internal team politics. In that environment, "consuming each other" isn’t metaphorical flourish; it’s a description of how institutions under pressure cannibalize from within. The quote’s intent is both warning and self-indictment: an acknowledgment that the profession’s celebrated tools - adversarial thinking, rhetorical aggression, relentless critique - don’t turn off when the opposing counsel leaves the room.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Darden, Christopher. (2026, January 17). That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thats-the-thing-about-us-lawyers-if-at-all-46342/
Chicago Style
Darden, Christopher. "That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thats-the-thing-about-us-lawyers-if-at-all-46342/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thats-the-thing-about-us-lawyers-if-at-all-46342/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.







