"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'"
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The line works on escalation. “Nobody gives a damn” is blunt self-pity; “literally have a tumor” is grotesque hyperbole; “I’d eat a tumor every morning” is the audience’s cruelty rendered as comedy. Carrey is ventriloquizing the public’s resentment in a way that’s funnier because it’s recognizably true. The joke weaponizes class logic: money is presented as an all-purpose anesthetic, so any lingering human vulnerability reads as ingratitude.
Subtext-wise, it’s a performer talking about the trap of being perpetually legible. When your persona is a product, your interior life becomes suspicious. Confession gets interpreted as strategy; illness becomes PR; sadness becomes “rich people problems.” There’s also a sly self-indictment: he knows his job is to metabolize discomfort into entertainment, so he’s doing it again here, converting a fear of being unseen into a bit.
Context matters: Carrey’s career peaked on elastic joy and cartoon vitality. Against that brand, the idea of private suffering feels like a breach of contract. The line exposes how celebrity culture doesn’t just dehumanize stars; it deputizes all of us to do it, one “big deal” at a time.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Carrey, Jim. (2026, January 15). That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thats-the-trouble-with-being-me-at-this-point-7771/
Chicago Style
Carrey, Jim. "That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thats-the-trouble-with-being-me-at-this-point-7771/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/thats-the-trouble-with-being-me-at-this-point-7771/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




