"The art schools... you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap. I think they believe every bit of it"

"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease"

"Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths"

"The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions"

"Errors are not in the art but in the artificers"

"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage"

"Neurotics complain of their illness, but they make the most of it, and when it comes to talking it away from them they will defend it like a lioness her young"

"Young men have a passion for regarding their elders as senile"

"Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth"

"Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century"

"Art raises its head where creeds relax"