"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible"
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Kerr, writing from the postwar world of domestic scripts and clock-bound routines, skewers how "adjustment" gets defined. The sentence is deliberately over-engineered: average, healthy, well-adjusted. It's a satirical drumroll, each adjective adding another layer of social approval, until the final phrase collapses into something unglamorous and bodily. "Just plain" is the masterstroke: no melodrama, no pathology, only an ordinary suffering everyone is expected to swallow quietly with their coffee.
The intent isn't to romanticize dysfunction; it's to puncture the myth that adulthood is a stable endpoint where you graduate into ease. Kerr turns morning dread into a communal secret, granting readers permission to laugh at the performance of togetherness. The subtext is bracingly modern: if misery is the baseline for the model adult, the culture's definition of wellness is suspect, and the demand to be "well-adjusted" starts to sound less like health and more like compliance.
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"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-average-healthy-well-adjusted-adult-gets-up-6763/. Accessed 15 Feb. 2026.



